O. Hunt


Don't rob the bank



I kidnap all the girls in a white van
And take them to the movie
About teenage existential trauma or something
Then text my boyfriend
That he should stab me with his bowie knife
So I can prove I don't exist
I compose a series of photos
Of girls watching movies
With my cell-phone camera
And sink the white van in a nearby lake
Don't rob the bank
Rob the people taking the money to the bank
Is what I told my boyfriend
After he stabbed me
And before we all escaped to the ocean
With our telemarketing parkas
To watch the elephant seals
Negate the tactile universe


I have a monocle
Smash them onto windshields Don't rob the bank
From here to somewhere else
My eventual bloodless coup
I have a monocle
Smash them onto windshields Don't
Don't rob the bank
From here to somewhere else
My eventual bloodless coup
I have a monocle
Smash them onto windshields rob the bank
From here to somewhere else
My eventual bloodless coup
I have a monocle
Smash them onto windshieldsDon't rob the bank
FroDon't rob the bank
From here to somewhere else
My eventual bloodless coup
I have a monocle
Smash them onto windshieldsm here to somewhere else
My eventual bloodless coup
I have a monocle
Smash them onto windshields